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Cut policy on PGA Tour amended again
Associated Press
PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. (AP) - The PGA Tour amended its divisive
cut policy, giving players on the cut line one more day of
competition to separate themselves from the bottom of the pack.
Starting this week at the Honda Classic, the tour will return to a
traditional 36-hole cut for the top 70 and ties. If more than 78
players make the cut, there will be another cut to the top 70 and
ties after the third round.
"On the surface, that sounds like doing the same thing over again,"
commissioner Tim Finchem said Tuesday. "But it's really not, because
the field spreads."
Eighteen holes of match or medal play
will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing
with him across a desk. ~Grantland Rice
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike
golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count
past five. ~John Updike
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is
when one is playing golf. ~Robert Lynd
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world
at which to be bad. ~A.A. Milne
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to
riper years, the results may be serious. ~P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed
Threesome, 1922
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's
called an eraser. ~Arnold Palmer
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance
between your ears. ~Bobby Jones
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the
distance my left ear is from my right. ~Ben Crenshaw
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no
fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. ~Arthur
Daley
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to
discover that I can't play it. ~Ted Ray, Golf - My Slice of Life,
1972
The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is
equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard
plus the number of swishes. ~Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf,
1975
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. ~Paul
Gallico
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong
but you can't keep away from her. ~Val Doonican
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad
arithmetic. ~Author Unknown
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced,
nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism
achieved through ritual and self-mortification. ~Bruce McCall
Forget your opponents; always play against par. ~Sam Snead
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of
golf would be played far better than it is. ~Horace G. Hutchinson
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more
complicated than that. ~Gardner Dickinson
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like
golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but
they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your
enemies. ~Will Rogers
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf
club, they'd starve to death. ~Sam Snead
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. ~William
Wordsworth
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the
flight of a good drive. ~Arnold Palmer
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't
see him laughing. ~Phyllis Diller
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field
was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. ~Author
Unknown
A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the
playthings of childhood. ~Author Unknown, plagiarized from the
Samuel Johnson quotation "It is a hopeless endeavour to unite the
contrarieties of spring and winter; it is unjust to claim the
priveleges of age, and retain the play-things of childhood," which
was not written about golf (Thanks, Frank Lynch)
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and
hitting things with a stick. ~P.J. O'Rourke
The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of
choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of
choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for
supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management
is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.
Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the
smaller your balls become. ~Author Unknown
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin
Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as
your opponent's. ~Grantland Rice
Golf is a good walk spoiled. ~Mark Twain
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. ~G.K.
Chesterton
They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should
always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any
extra distance to get it. ~Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern
players
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your
business. ~Joey Adams
Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible
for a hole in one. ~Martha Beckman
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
~Author Unknown
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd
come up sliced. ~Attributed to both Miller Barber and Lee Trevino
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and
study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S.
Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners. ~Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985
Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life. ~Author
Unknown
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the
left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf
everything has got to be right over second base. ~Ken Harrelson
If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing
still on a course? ~Larry Nelson
Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a
middle-aged man to a female bosom. ~Michael Green, The Art of Coarse
Golf, 1967
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to
extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly
count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up
his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head. ~Harry
Vardon
A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with
trees, sand, and water. ~Bob Ryan
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when
you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't
penalized for being on grass. ~Bob Hope
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there
are no telephones on my golf cart. ~Brent Musburger
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes
when you consider the course. ~Lee Trevino
Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie
with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. ~Huxtable
Pippey
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted.
~Author Unknown
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were
taken. ~Raymond Floyd
Let Faith Help You Win At Golf
Success in anything is hardly
possible without faith, and this is true of success in golf. One way
to develop golfing faith is to study experts.
Such watching builds up confidence that difficult shots can be made
and that normal shots should be made. This causes many golfers to
improve spontaneously, simply from the psychological lift that comes
from a change in his attitude towards what can be done. Sometimes
the improvement is permanent.
Golf is a projection of life, and there are times in life when it is
better to be realistically unrealistic. It is best for the
individual golfer to believe that there is no limit to what he can
do, for it is by such beliefs that he can continuously surpass
himself.
It is also best for the game of golf if all of us have faith that we
can excel, though obviously everyone cannot be tops in a competitive
game. The stimulus of this faith acting upon millions of golfers
will help raise the level of present play. In the raising of this
level, we shall experience the pleasure that comes when we share in
the excitement of witnessing original methods break through physical
and psychological barriers to new records.
If a golfer cannot believe that he can be best, he must believe that
he can be better. Even such a limited faith can lead him step by
step to a brand of golf he might never have believed possible.
No Transfer Of Training
In previous generations, it was believed that the mind that was
trained in one field would automatically be better fitted to do
other things also. For instance, it was thought that training in
mathematics would help you with Greek, that a good billiard player
would automatically be an excellent putter, and that a polo player
would have no difficulty in learning such a similar game as golf.
Unfortunately, this is not true. Many experiments have shown that
each new type of learning is almost always different from all other
types. When there is some similarity, a portion of what one learns
in one skill or game will carry on to the next, but this is not
usual.
There is one kind of learning in which substantial "transfer" can
occur. This is the field of attitudes and principles. If I had
attacked the problem of learning checkers with the same attitude I
had toward chess, and if I had applied basic psychological
principles to the process of learning, the results would have been
approximately the same.
All this comes under the general rule of "no transfer of training,"
which when understood will help us avoid wasting time by practicing
something which will not be of golfing benefit. In this connection,
it is likely that there are few, if any, exercises that will
materially assist the golfer.
The practical application of this means that practice will not be
efficient unless we practice the very thing we wish to learn, and
unless we practice it under circumstances that duplicate precisely
all conceivable factors that apply to the golfing problem. We see,
as developing from this principle, that medal and match play, winter
and summer play, friendly and competitive golf, windy weather and
calm weather, flat or hilly courses, and indoor play all present
changes in the golfing situation which the golfer has to learn as
new skills.
If we are thinking of individual shots, we see then that the ideal
would be to practice a shot at the very point on the course and
almost at the same time that it was missed. This is not practical,
but he who is most careful in seeing that his practice shots
duplicate his playing shots will learn the game most quickly.
Remember to believe at all times that you can become a better
player, and then practice every shot as a new skill and your game
will definitely improve.